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I realize that you are just following the latest trends because you aren’t original in your choices so let’s come to a negotiation: You may come to the door with your under clothes showing and your pants too big or too small, and I will not comment.However, to make certain that your clothes do not accidentally slide off or spontaneously explode off your body due to being too tight, I will take my staple gun and fasten your jeans snugly in place to your waist.

Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.Rule Four : I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Rule Four : I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.Once upon a time, callow young men almost always met their dates' dads.This ritual vetting was an important part of protecting the human species from random romantic mistakes.Rule #4 In today’s world, sexual activity among young people is becoming rather common place.Just because this is a commonality does not mean that it will be happening with my daughter.Ten Simple Rules for Dating my Daughter Rule One : If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

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